A-ROD SIGNS WITH RED SOX!!!!!!

(Photo borrowed from theremyreport.com Thanks Jerry!!)
""""""New Flash......Boston Mass..... Orson Wells reporting>>>>
Today, October 31, 2007 Scott Boras and Alex Rodriguez along with the front office of the Boston Red Sox have announced a 10 year $250 million deal which will bring the much publicized 3rd base man to bean town.
A-ROD's decision to opt out of his Yankees contract led to a bidding war between clubs yet to be named.
All the details of the singing and incentive package is yet to be released.

Across Boston loyal Red Sox fans have been jumping off of bridges into the Charles River with a bus driver taking a fully loaded bus into the river at noon today. 42 people perished. 11 people have jumped off the Prudential building, 16 people have drown themselves in Boston Harbor and reports of traffic jams keep coming in as people seek to flee from Boston.
It is truly a grim day in Bean Town.... More to follow....
This is your reporter on the scene, Orson Wells, signing off......""""""""

OK FOLKS>>RELAX IT WAS JUST A HOAX.......we hope!!!!!! In the same fashion as Orson Well broad cast of 'The War Of the Worlds' way back on Oct. 30, 1938.

PLEASE NOTE>>>THIS WAS ALL FICTION!!!!! NO NEED TO PANIC!!!!
REMAIN CALM>>> ALL THIS WILL PASS!!!!!! we hope!!!

As all of RSN members wait with fingers cross on news that Mike Lowell has been re-signed.